Don't drop the soap, God is watching.

Today in the news I read about many important issues. Apparently Iran has drawn up a plan to bomb Israel as a retaliation measure. Good luck against the chosen people morons. Also, a predominant figure in the Khmer Rouge has been taken into custody and is waiting a tribunal. E-bay decided to take Belgium off their available products list. However, there is one story that wedges its way to the front of my mind today.

State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to sue God. Rumor has it that Big Guns upstairs has committed one too many crimes against His people. The Almighty is being accused of causing untold deaths and it appears that He has no plans of repenting from these actions. Unfortunately, God has not presented any official statements regarding this matter. As a spokesman for God I would like to remind everyone that God has always held to the claim that He is perfect and has no plans of retracting those statements.

Perhaps there are some positives to this whole issue. If the Big Guy does end up in the big house O.J. would have one have at least one inmate who is guaranteed not to judge him. Also, if God is found guilty of murder it does seem possible that Christianity could make a comeback in the slammer. With a fully God yet fully criminal being walking amongst the prisoners, it would seem that a shank could quickly be replaced by a bible.

I hope that all of these allegations are dropped soon. For Christ sake, lets not put yet another father behind bars.