October Pain Starts Today

You chalk these ideas up to the fact that I am still a guy in college and therefore act like a guy in college.

October is the worst month of the year. Not because we celebrate things like Satan or because I really don't feeling like doing work anymore. October is the worst because this month initiates the infamous game of Sac Tap onto our floor.

Sac Tap is pretty self explanatory. We have a little white board on my door that has all our names on it. Each time we tap someone else's sac throughout the month, we give ourselves one point on the board. Whoever has the most point at the end of the months win the game and a prize that has not yet been determined.

There are a few rules to this game.

1. No hitting during class, sleep, or in the dining commons.
2. If it doesn't hurt, it doesn't count.
3. Once you get hit/hit someone there is a 10 minute peace period. You cannot hit or be hit for 10 minutes after you hit or get hit.
4. You are allowed to use objects, and they can be thrown.

Yeah...We are pretty smart. And I am feeling pretty good, I have already hit three people today.I am pretty sure one guy forgot that the game started today because he was real pissed when I got him. I laughed.

Some of the guys on the floor really don't like the game. It hurt to much last year. So they decided to make up their own game called "Fondle Jollies." Fondle Jollies is simply won by fondling different guys on the floor. The only problem is that two are guys are playing that game so it will end up just being those two fondling each other. Kind of weird.

Yeah, we are pretty mature.