Update

As I wrote in my previous blog, Sac Tap has commenced. The game is in full swing and so are our hands. Pain has been established as the leading fear on our floor. Many future children may be lost.

Currently I am on top with 6 sac taps. Ben and Adam are tied for second each having two taps. Both of them have placed one of their taps on me.

It was right before one of our soccer games. We were walking over to the field and Adam got me good. That one hurt real bad. About 15 minutes later during our warm up Ben got me again. I still hadn't recovered from the Adam's and Ben just took me to my knees. I must admit I did say some profanities due to the pain, but when I see Jason Jr. fleeting from existence I get a little upset.

The game is still on and I have tried to strike twice today. Both times I missed and one time I ended up cutting my hand on Ben's computer.

Fondle Jollies seems to be going a bit slower than expected. Bob tried to get Josh but his fondling skills are not at the level he wants them to be at. Perhaps he needs to watch more Thriller to get him in the mood, or go to mass.